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by Matt
Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:12 pm
Forum: General Paranormal.
Topic: The ghost of a masturbating ape haunts the hallways of a grand country estate in Dorset
Replies: 2
Views: 82

The ghost of a masturbating ape haunts the hallways of a grand country estate in Dorset

Somehow we missed this sinister simian, priapic primate at the time

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1568415/t ... in-dorset/
The estate’s motto was ‘He who looks at Martyn's ape, Martyn's ape will look at him'.
by Matt
Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:10 pm
Forum: Great Quotes.
Topic: On the PM.
Replies: 47
Views: 3218

Re: On the PM.

That is was a politically inspired leak from a brexiteer is I believe the leading working hypothesis. I'm told that the leaked memos include information on Trump's state visit to which Johnson wouldn't have had first hand access as it was sent after he resigned as Foreign minister. However there app...
by Matt
Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:32 am
Forum: Politics, Economics and Law.
Topic: "a political crisis in July, or October, or both."
Replies: 5
Views: 374

Re: "a political crisis in July, or October, or both."

Tony.Williams wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:03 am
I wonder how long the country can carry on functioning without a Prime Minister?
Since 13 July 2016 and counting
by Matt
Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:46 am
Forum: Psychics and Mediums.
Topic: Concerns over 'psychic healer' who claims ghost doctors can heal arthritis
Replies: 2
Views: 354

Re: Concerns over 'psychic healer' who claims ghost doctors can heal arthritis

That explains the Merkel shakes - she's been on the purple powder to keep her vibrations up.
by Matt
Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:40 pm
Forum: In The News.
Topic: "Holy Water" to get rid of The Devil.
Replies: 1
Views: 284

Re: "Holy Water" to get rid of The Devil.

bet anyone buying a brolly will get the side eye
by Matt
Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:33 am
Forum: Great Quotes.
Topic: On the PM.
Replies: 47
Views: 3218

Re: On the PM.

First rule of Woke Club
Talking about Woke Club is problematic
Second rule of Woke Club
Woke Club must apologise immediately for talking about Woke Club
by Matt
Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:28 am
Forum: Great Quotes.
Topic: On the PM.
Replies: 47
Views: 3218

Re: On the PM.

There's a joke about tarts there somewhere but I fear I'd be chucked out of Woke Club for even thinking of it.
by Matt
Sun Jun 23, 2019 9:30 am
Forum: General Health Issues.
Topic: Microplastics
Replies: 7
Views: 1129

Re: Microplastics

Back to the thorny problem of non-biodegradable polymers, I am genuinely appalled by the pictures of ocean plastics. I'm keen to know more about their journey to get there and how that might link to my use of plastic. For many years when I drank my refreshing beverage from a single use plastic bottl...
by Matt
Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:15 pm
Forum: Great Quotes.
Topic: On the PM.
Replies: 47
Views: 3218

Re: On the PM.

I'm not sure that any vote is wasted. For example, UKIP have been minows in Westminster but by taking votes away from the Tories they influenced policy enough to land us in the mess we see today. Maybe your vote for a third place party pushes them into second place and makes them the more viable rec...
by Matt
Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:00 pm
Forum: General Health Issues.
Topic: Microplastics
Replies: 7
Views: 1129

Re: Microplastics

I got chucked out of the lap-dancing club when I ran out of fivers and tried to swipe. Apparently it's all contactless now.
by Matt
Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:30 pm
Forum: Great Quotes.
Topic: On the PM.
Replies: 47
Views: 3218

Re: On the PM.

I didn't watch either of the debates. Is that bad of me? Or is it reality TV with no relevance to my life? Five people in a national debate: In order to persuade a few hundred people who already know them well, to let them be one of the two people I'm not allowed to vote for, to lead the party I don...
by Matt
Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:06 pm
Forum: General Health Issues.
Topic: Microplastics
Replies: 7
Views: 1129

Re: Microplastics

A credit card of microplastics - I guess that just contributes to roughage.
by Matt
Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:47 pm
Forum: Politics, Economics and Law.
Topic: Brexit consequences
Replies: 744
Views: 98279

Re: Brexit consequences

It's Catch-22. In order to become the Leader of the Conservatives they must promise Brexit at almost any cost, alienating the unionists. Then in order to deliver on their promise they must ask the confidence of a house that has rejected all those measures. The ultimate irony is that the hard lines t...
by Matt
Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:39 pm
Forum: Great Quotes.
Topic: On the PM.
Replies: 47
Views: 3218

Re: On the PM.

And of course from his point of view, that's a bad thing.
by Matt
Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:37 pm
Forum: Religion, Humanism and Philosophy.
Topic: Most atheists believe in the supernatural
Replies: 6
Views: 713

Re: Most atheists believe in the supernatural

"The £2.3m programme is made possible through a grant from the John Templeton Foundation."
Not wanting to engage in a genetic fallacy, but experience of these chaps warns us to scrutinise this carefully.