Topical limerics.

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Re: Topical limerics.

Post by bindeweede » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:29 pm

A government failing at Brexit

Complains the EU disrepexit,

Creating affront,

Says Jeremy Hunt,

By posting cake pix just to vexit.

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Re: Topical limerics.

Post by bindeweede » Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:21 pm

When Banks funded Leave’s referendum,
He said here’s three million, now spendum,
Believing that rules
Are just there for fools,
While Bad Boys are able to bendum.

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Post by bindeweede » Sat Mar 02, 2019 5:24 pm

The minister Christopher Grayling

Found government isn’t plain sailing;

He racked up a bill

Of 33 mil

Through yet more incompetent failing.

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Post by bindeweede » Fri May 24, 2019 3:05 pm

Embattled Prime Minister May,
Who struggled to get her own way,
While those who'd be leader
All fought to succeed her,
Reluctantly called it a day.

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Post by bindeweede » Sun Jun 09, 2019 3:57 pm

Though Gove snorted coke, so he said,
When youthful and badly misled,
It may be the case
To run in this race
It helps to be out of your head.

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Post by bindeweede » Wed Jul 10, 2019 4:24 pm

A diplomat fellow named Kim
Said POTUS's White House was grim;
When Trump got the hump
And Johnson kissed rump,
It all ended badly for him.

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Re: Topical limerics.

Post by bindeweede » Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:39 pm

The British PM displayed gall
As sterling continued to fall
By urging more zeal
For Brexit No Deal,
While spaffing two bil up the wall.

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