Topical limerics.

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Topical limerics.

Post by bindeweede » Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:05 pm

Mick Twister‏ @twitmericks

Ex-leader of UKIP Paul Nuttall
Whose campaign was not very suttall
Has now had to quit
Because he was shit
As shown by the voters' rebuttall.

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Re: Topical limerics.

Post by chaggle » Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:54 pm

A rotten PM called Theresa
was stuffed by some socialist geezer
she was helped by the DUP
and refused to give up
until stabbed in the back just like Caesar.
Don't blame me - I voted remain :con

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Post by Ketchup » Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:19 pm

She thought she could do it with DUP
who offered a treacherous cup
but taking a bribe
from Paisley's old tribe
will do nothing but f--- it all up

They thought he was boring
and Labour was snoring
but the bearded one never gave up
Now the country is waiting
cos people are hating
A fanatic-run UK by DUP

Now the blonde one is readying his feet
to jump into Teresa May's seat
But oh what a clown
he will bring them all down
and seal off the Tories' defeat.
~ Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday ~

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Re: Topical limerics.

Post by polomint38 » Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:57 pm

phil Soar wrote:
Whilst sub-navigating the Tropics
I wrote of my favourite topics
I typed that I'd seen
A Chameleon turn green
There was nothing I did that could stop it.

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Post by Croydon13013 » Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:11 pm

polomint38 wrote:
Whilst sub-navigating the Tropics
I wrote of my favourite topics
I typed that I'd seen
A Chameleon turn green
There was nothing I did that could stop it.
Topical, not Tropical. :ro
thIS sIGnaTure iS an

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Re: Topical limerics.

Post by chaggle » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:29 am

Croydon13013 wrote:
polomint38 wrote:
Whilst sub-navigating the Tropics
I wrote of my favourite topics
I typed that I'd seen
A Chameleon turn green
There was nothing I did that could stop it.
Topical, not Tropical. :ro
Ah! Right - got it.
Don't blame me - I voted remain :con

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Re: Topical limerics.

Post by bindeweede » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:51 pm

There once was a woman named May

Who threw an election away

She lost her majority

And has no authority

How long can she honestly stay?

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Post by bindeweede » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:54 pm

An old Labour man with a beard

Conservative media smeared

Got more folks elected

Than pollsters expected

And some in his own party feared.

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Re: Topical limerics.

Post by bindeweede » Fri Jun 23, 2017 4:18 pm

The Queen’s Speech Condensed


“My Government wanted to table/

More bills but is sadly unable;/

The measures set out/

Remove any doubt/

It’s not strong, and nor is it stable”.

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Re: Topical limerics.

Post by bindeweede » Mon Jul 17, 2017 5:25 pm

There once was an old Doctor who

On dying, became someone new;

One day she awoke,

No longer a bloke,

Cos women can be Doctors too.

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Post by Matt » Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:09 pm

Ooh that's too good not to steal...

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Re: Topical limerics.

Post by bindeweede » Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:41 am

There was a lascivious copper

Whose conduct was rather improper

When women got bare

He’d film from the air

With one hand controlling his chopper.
:gmc

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/201 ... court-told

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Post by Tony.Williams » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:32 pm

:D

Where are you getting these from?

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Post by bindeweede » Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:09 pm

Tony.Williams wrote:
Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:32 pm

Where are you getting these from?
There's a bit of a clue further up the thread, Tony. :)

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Re: Topical limerics.

Post by Tony.Williams » Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:29 pm

Ah, right.... :oops:

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