A couple of current ones:
Trump’s cognitive ability is normal, says White House vet
Michael Gove escaped ‘after gate left open’
Cricketers auctioned off to fund the NHS
Elon Musk to harness teenage angst as source of renewable energy
"Even though he’s gone he’s not forgotten. Bob Dalbertt, “He still owes me 40 quid for a rail fair I paid for whilst we were on holiday. He said he couldn’t give money to the Italian’s. He’d been imprisoned by them and made to work as a gladiator when he was a boy, apparently.”UK’s youngest Brexit voter has died aged seventy three.
I gather that A&E departments refer to motorcyclists as "donors on wheels"Everybody who needs new kidney to get one as fair weather motorcyclists venture outside