The Rochdale Herald

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Post by Ketchup » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:50 pm

'Royal baby has already earned more than you'
The new prince, who was born at St Mary’s Hospital, London, at 11:01, weighing 8lb 7oz, is already worth more than his equivalent weight in gold bullion, which currently stands at £949.76 an ounce.
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Post by Tony.Williams » Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:30 am

£128,000? Doesn't sound a lot. :con

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Post by bindeweede » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:18 pm

"Mob smashing up ambulance is fine because it's the will of the people, confirm Brexiteers.

(Via Twitter.)

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Post by bindeweede » Sun Jul 29, 2018 2:40 pm

Rising crime and falling numbers of police are incredible coincidence, insists Downing Street.

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Post by Tony.Williams » Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:35 am

Great Britain was disappointed to learn that she has completely failed GCSE economics, business studies, history, French, German and Spanish today.

While GCSE pass rates have generally been on the rise Britain managed to completely flunk almost every subject.

England and Wales have decided to leave school early to pursue a career in poverty rather than resit the exams in September.

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Re: The Rochdale Herald

Post by Tony.Williams » Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:39 am

We survived Bubonic plague so we’ll probably survive Brexit, Government assures Britain.

Our insider was quick to point out that Bubonic Plague had some advantages. “One thing that did happen was an increase in the wages of workers. Admittedly, this was due to most workers being dead but you need to focus on the positives. I’m sure the increase in wages was a great comfort for people who had just buried all their relatives and friends.”

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Re: The Rochdale Herald

Post by bindeweede » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:42 pm

"Vladimir Putin wins Russia’s Young Gifted and Black TV show."

https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2018/09/17 ... k-tv-show/

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Re: The Rochdale Herald

Post by bindeweede » Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:06 pm

“We can’t stop Brexit without a strong opposition”, says old hippy who keeps forgetting he is the opposition.

https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2018/11/11 ... pposition/

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