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The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:02 am
by Tony.Williams
I do enjoy some of the spoof headlines this site comes up with: https://rochdaleherald.co.uk

A couple of current ones:
Trump’s cognitive ability is normal, says White House vet
Michael Gove escaped ‘after gate left open’

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:54 am
by Tony.Williams
Another good pair from the current edition:
Cricketers auctioned off to fund the NHS
Elon Musk to harness teenage angst as source of renewable energy

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:03 pm
by bindeweede
From a couple of days ago.....

Killer whale with minimal grasp of English language to replace David Davis as chief Brexit negotiator.

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:49 am
by Tony.Williams
We just want a fairer, kinder society for everybody we don’t execute in the purge, say Momentum leaders

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:02 pm
by Croydon13013
Tony.Williams wrote:
Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:49 am
We just want a fairer, kinder society for everybody we don’t execute in the purge, say Momentum leaders
Your name is now on the list.

:devil

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:44 am
by Tony.Williams
Croydon13013 wrote:
Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:02 pm
Tony.Williams wrote:
Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:49 am
We just want a fairer, kinder society for everybody we don’t execute in the purge, say Momentum leaders
Your name is now on the list.

:devil
I have a secret escape door, somewhere on this screen... :gmc

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:21 am
by bindeweede
Burnley mum left ‘fuming’ after finding half a vegetable in packet of frozen rats.

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:37 pm
by Matt
bindeweede wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:21 am
Burnley mum left ‘fuming’ after finding half a vegetable in packet of frozen rats.
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Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:09 pm
by bindeweede
"Move to rename Oldham as Oldtofu welcomed by militant vegans."

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:37 pm
by Tony.Williams
"Just £3 a month will pay for cocaine and child prostitutes for an Oxfam Aid worker"

"Fat Controller to be renamed Big Boned Team Leader in Thomas revamp"

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:01 pm
by bindeweede
Southern Rail Timetable wins Man Booker Prize for fiction.