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The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:02 am
by Tony.Williams
I do enjoy some of the spoof headlines this site comes up with: https://rochdaleherald.co.uk

A couple of current ones:
Trump’s cognitive ability is normal, says White House vet
Michael Gove escaped ‘after gate left open’

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:54 am
by Tony.Williams
Another good pair from the current edition:
Cricketers auctioned off to fund the NHS
Elon Musk to harness teenage angst as source of renewable energy

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:03 pm
by bindeweede
From a couple of days ago.....

Killer whale with minimal grasp of English language to replace David Davis as chief Brexit negotiator.

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:49 am
by Tony.Williams
We just want a fairer, kinder society for everybody we don’t execute in the purge, say Momentum leaders

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:02 pm
by Croydon13013
Tony.Williams wrote:
Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:49 am
We just want a fairer, kinder society for everybody we don’t execute in the purge, say Momentum leaders
Your name is now on the list.

:devil

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:44 am
by Tony.Williams
Croydon13013 wrote:
Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:02 pm
Tony.Williams wrote:
Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:49 am
We just want a fairer, kinder society for everybody we don’t execute in the purge, say Momentum leaders
Your name is now on the list.

:devil
I have a secret escape door, somewhere on this screen... :gmc

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:21 am
by bindeweede
Burnley mum left ‘fuming’ after finding half a vegetable in packet of frozen rats.

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:37 pm
by Matt
bindeweede wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:21 am
Burnley mum left ‘fuming’ after finding half a vegetable in packet of frozen rats.
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Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:09 pm
by bindeweede
"Move to rename Oldham as Oldtofu welcomed by militant vegans."

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:37 pm
by Tony.Williams
"Just £3 a month will pay for cocaine and child prostitutes for an Oxfam Aid worker"

"Fat Controller to be renamed Big Boned Team Leader in Thomas revamp"

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:01 pm
by bindeweede
Southern Rail Timetable wins Man Booker Prize for fiction.

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:29 pm
by bindeweede
UK’s youngest Brexit voter has died aged seventy three.
"Even though he’s gone he’s not forgotten. Bob Dalbertt, “He still owes me 40 quid for a rail fair I paid for whilst we were on holiday. He said he couldn’t give money to the Italian’s. He’d been imprisoned by them and made to work as a gladiator when he was a boy, apparently.”

That spirit will go on in Rochdale. Even after Bert has been laid to rest on Tuesday at the Joseph Goebbels memorial crematorium at 2 pm.

Mourners are encouraged to wear white and nobody should give any money to charity. According to Bert Charities will only spend it on drugs and prostitutes.

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:12 am
by bindeweede
"Vladimir Putin wins Russian Presidential election with 110% of the vote."

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:25 pm
by bindeweede
"Chinese space station crashes into Burnley causing £12-50 worth of damage."

Re: The Rochdale Herald

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:32 pm
by Tony.Williams
Everybody who needs new kidney to get one as fair weather motorcyclists venture outside
I gather that A&E departments refer to motorcyclists as "donors on wheels" :gmc