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by bindeweede » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:49 pm
Fox not Trusted with Chicken
The EU gave Liam a kickin
About chlorination of chicken
Which Brussels forbids
But Fox reckons kids
Will find chlorine sauce finger-lickin.

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by bindeweede » Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:04 pm
The longest word anyone knows is
A monster I sadly suppose is
One nobody can
Conceivably scan
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis.
Yep. Twitmericks again.
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by bindeweede » Mon Aug 21, 2017 5:53 pm
Hunt Sabotaged
A learned professor named Hawking
Provoked ministerial squawking
From Jeremy Hunt,
Creating affront
By showing what crap he’s been talking.
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by bindeweede » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:24 pm
Ain’t That a Shame
Farewell to an artist whose name
Is in rock n roll’s hall of fame
Who once found a thrill
On Blueberry Hill
Fats Domino: Ain’t That a Shame.
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by bindeweede » Sun Nov 12, 2017 6:05 pm
A chap from Korea named Kim
Called Donald decrepit and dim
Said Trump in retort:
“He’s fat and he’s short
But I’m never rude about him!”
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by bindeweede » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:17 pm
It's a couple of days old, but there does not seem to have been too much change.
As Britain negotiates Brexit,
The border continues to vexit.
With May’s coalition
In fragile condition
This could be the issue that fexit.
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by bindeweede » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:03 pm
United States President Trump,
Whose words are produced from his rump,
Was rude about Haitians
And African nations
And branded south London a dump.
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by Croydon13013 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:19 pm
bindeweede wrote: ↑Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:03 pm
And branded south London a dump.
The step too far!
thIS sIGnaTure iS an
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by Matt » Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:38 pm
I liked the response: "Haitians don't want an apology, just a lock of his hair"
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by polomint38 » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:58 pm
bindeweede wrote: ↑Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:03 pm
And branded south London a dump.[/b]
South West London is the dump not South East London, which is spectacular

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by bindeweede » Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:36 am
We know 13 Russians played roles
In hacking American polls
To badmouth and pillory
Candidate Hillary,
But who was controlling the trolls?
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by bindeweede » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:41 pm
The reason why Donald sacked Rex
Is probably not that complex.
He had an idea
About North Korea
Which none of his staffers respex.
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by bindeweede » Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:36 pm
Some cops lost a big stash of pot
Then argued that mice ate the lot.
The judge said ‘So why
Are said mice not high?
You may be on drugs but I’m not!’
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by bindeweede » Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:56 pm
The Tory MP Amber Rudd
Whose name is increasingly mudd
Protects Mrs May
But day after day
Her statements turn out to be crudd.